Open the Tyson bag containing all the dino nuggets.
On a napkin, place one dino nugget and begin moving it to the microwave
Once the dino nugget has been placed in the microwave, add 45 seconds to the microwave and press start.
While you're waiting for the 45 seconds to expire, remind yourself how it's been 20 minutes since you last hit the bowl.
Go upstairs and take a huge rip. Forget about how you had any responsibilites for the past 10 years and oh yeah, you were cooking one dino nugget.
12 hours pass; Steve finds Dino nugget in the microwave. Enjoy!